Jo Jo Jo! Srta. Clauso is coming to town!

You better watch out - I'm forecasting a Mexican tornado this holiday season!  Better not cry - crying is reserved only for prolonged, arduous phone calls between the hours of  3 and 4 AM on weeknights to discuss varying levels of LDR confusion.  Better not pout - nobody pouts in Fort Greene, unless they miss the B38 bus on a stormy night.  I'm telling you why - you don't know yet?  VIVIANA is coming to town! 

I'm making a list - a list of activities we can do in New York City, some wholesome, some...not so much.  I'm checking it twice - my bank account, that is!  Gonna find out - whether or not egg nog can actually be a suitable substance for various rounds of "babybirding."  Who's naughty or nice - I've been trying to figure that out for about 7 years now.  VIVIANA is coming to town!

Eleven days before we celebrate Christ's birth on this year, two thousand and nine, marks the third (?) or fourth (?) coming of VIVIANA to these United States.  I encourage everyone to take a sleigh ride out to Brooklyn sometime between December 14th and January 10th to see the spectacle that is VIVIANA.  Feliz Navidad Cabrones!